Drunk Mom Way Orgy Leaves Officers Loss Words

A woman in central Florida found herself in handcuffs after a traffic stop turned into one of the more unusual confessions police had heard in a while. On the evening of May 20, 2016, deputies pulled over 34-year-old Sarah Kline for erratic driving on a rural highway near Ocala. She smelled of alcohol, and a quick field test confirmed she was well over the legal limit.

Kline did not try to hide her plans for the night. She told the officers she was headed to a private house where several couples had arranged to meet for group sex. In between slurred answers to routine questions, she described the event in detail, including who she expected to see there and what items she had in the trunk. The deputies later noted they had never encountered someone so open about their destination during an arrest.

Inside the car they found an open bottle of vodka, lingerie, and a small cooler stocked with more drinks. Kline reportedly laughed when asked why she was driving in that condition, saying the party was too far to walk and she did not want to miss the start. Body camera footage captured the officers exchanging glances as she kept talking.

She was booked into the Marion County jail on charges of driving under the influence and possession of an open container. Court records show her blood alcohol level measured at 0.19, more than twice the legal threshold. A judge set bond at $2,500, and Kline was released the next morning.

The story quickly made the rounds among local law enforcement, with one deputy telling a reporter that Kline’s candor left everyone involved momentarily speechless. No other arrests were reported at the address she had named.